Cat Morgan Introduces Himself

I once was a Pirate what sailed the 'igh seas-

But now I've retired as a com-mission-aire:

And that's how you find me a-takin' my ease

And keepin' the door in a Bloomsbury Square.

 

I'm partial to partridges, likewise to grouse,

And I favour that Devonshire cream in a bowl;

But I'm allus content with a drink on the 'ouse

And a bit o' cold fish when I done me patrol.

 

I ain't got much polish, me manners is gruff,

But I've got a good coat, and I keep meself smart;

And everyone says, and I guess that's enough;

"You can't but like Morgan, 'e's got a good 'art."

 

I got knocked about on the Barbary Coast,

And me voice it ain't sich melliferous horgan;

But yet I can state, and I'm not one to boast,

That some of the gals is dead keen on old Morgan.

 

So if you 'ave business with Faber-or Faber-

I'll give you this tip, and it's worth a lot more:

You'll save yourself time, and you'll spare yourself

labour

If jist you make friends with the Cat at the door.

 

MORGAN.